POOF TEST

1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet...Faggot.

2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And
just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun,come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeezus, you're pitched, you're so queer.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as camp as a row of tents. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there too.

6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colours or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and custard, you might as well be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know
what a 'fressier' is& nbsp; you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are poofter.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.

Hi,

You're.

Cheers,
Nik

i have a cat....so i am gay......go f**k yourself who ever wrote that crap

legacy rsk;163645 wrote:

i have a cat....so i am gay......go f**k yourself who ever wrote that crap

You forgot another one.
11: If you even bother trying to figure out if you pass tests like these you're definitely worried about your sexuality Just cut to the chase and go buy a Village People's album and spandex.

wots wrong with being gay i ask? sure you have suck a  little  di!ck every now and then and take it in the ass every once in a while , that's gotta be a lot less painful than being married with kids FFS. now that's a world of pain.
GAY POWWER YO !!
just don't tell my missus i said that or i'm really fU##ed .

I'm not a poof but I suspect the bloke I'm porking is....

smythie;163729 wrote:

I'm not a poof but I suspect the bloke I'm porking is....

d_generate;163734 wrote:

Fixed, I like to play with pussy's but I'd never own one again........they make me sneeze:lol:

billsy;163742 wrote:

haha, shes got ya there D'

Evil_VZ-T;163893 wrote:

Cats are awesome! i have owned 3 in the past 18 years.
The one i have now is Himalayan X Ragdoll.. her name is Coco.
Yes im serious.
But i can tell you im FAR from being a Faggot.

bass_ke;163897 wrote:

Ragdolls FTW