hahah having read the email u sent....u need alot more than jus a few lines from other ppl,

maybe u culd get someone to pretend to be u n email n call her so u dont stuff it up....like suzie:blush2:

fatcat67 wrote:

Try these, never failed to get a reaction. Girls love poetry.
Stop your grinnin and drop your linnen.
Or
Drop your draws and the money's yours.
Luck to you buddy.

hahahaha I like this thread!!,

Ask her if she has every tried the Bucking Bronco!,

Bucking bronco is getting a girl in a 'dog style position", hold her arms so she cant move, and then call her by another girls name, eg her sister or your ex... HAHAHAHA,... (im bad).

Anyways... I probably gone a bit too lude for this forum and Kosti will delete my post, cause I released the seceret about us. :ohmy:

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But now for the real one, I was with an ex when she went overseas, I had the same prob,
Tell them what they want to hear, (i know the girls on the site will hate me, but its the truth)
* You cant stop thinking about her (while your reading an FHM)
* You miss her (when in bed in the morning pitching a tent)
etc. etc. etc.,

Come on everyone lets give this love struck romeo a little help.

I feel more and more gay by reading this thread, its going downhill fast, hahahah!

watch some family guy and quote quagmire! eg "If i could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together" or read my above post, you chose. hahaha,

My usual lines are, ** Nightclub**
Me - What are ya drinkin"
her- Some shi* chicks drink"
Me- Want another?
her- yeah ok,
me- whats your name
her- eg, Chantelle
Me- Whats your number!

(keep in mind I ask all this while at the bar, if she says no, she can stick the drink up her a$$, she can get her own!

and if worst comes to worst, do what I did and reverse into her car.,

Now theres a wog for ya! you young fella's take a note of what Ive written!

You could pull out the line someone told me last night!

Him - "Hi. You over 16?"
Her - "Uhhh... yes..."
Him - "Can I have your number?"

Bit of a transparent aggenda there