Ok the comment was made "Stilletos. Is there anything they can't do??" by one of my friends today,

so im making a list of everything they CANT do, i need more help lol

Sofar we have

*make you shorter
*you cant cook spaggetti inside a pair of stilletos, the sauce leaks out
*you cant use stilletos as a form of telecomunication to another country
*you cant cut diamonds with stilletos
*you cant solve world hunger with stilletos
*you cant play CD's with stilletos
*you cant tell the time with a stilleto
*cant take photos with them
*cant eat puppies through them
*you can't rescue a cat from a runaway barge with a stiletto
*cant use them as an enema
*cant build a lego city with them
*you cant bring down the world economic crisis with them
*you cant ward of evil spirits with them
*you cant water a garden with a hose full of stilletos
*Can't find waldo with them

If theres anything else you can add to the list PLEASEEEE do, lest se how much we can come up with and make her eat her words lol