I didn't have anything to do with that one going!

ahh poo.

I made a funnay, now its gone

nah dont change it, just keep filling it up.. until the oil comes flowing out of the filler tube then you know its got enough..(Suprisingly I have had to help my dad tow a car into the work shop that someone tried to do a home service but with no knowledge of cars, dropped the oil out..left the current old oil filter on.. then filled the oil till it overflowed from oil filler in the tappet cover, this was on a ford laser, then when they started it they couldnt work out why smoke was bellowing from the exhaust.)

LOL, Im not sure, just some Indian guy that afterwards become a customer of at dads shop..lol for some people DIY is a no no....
and whoever is making the the wiper washer fluid DIY please also include a DIY on fuel filling.. my petrol is getting low and im starting to panick..

SOO081 wrote:

Whoa lads.....slow down!

Washer fluid is too hectic for me. I mean, I don't wash my own windshields. I wait until some bum does it at an intersection. Then when he asks for money, I mount up and over the median strip, and chuck a you'eee.

As for petrol filling.. That's easy. Pull up to a servo. Place your hand on the horn until the attendant comes out. When he does, start acting like you have a disability. Ask in a slurred voice if he could fill it up for you. When he does.... nail it. In reverse. So you mount the attendant under your rear wheels.. speed hump styles... then you're on your merry way.

befour wrote:

Oh yeah.. well I have to fill up this afternoon. I just need to remember to run the attendant over AFTER he fills my car up and not BEFORE.... hmm shouldn't be too much of a challange.. ill write it on my hand so I dont forget :new_russi
SOO081 is the master of DIY

For those who want to know how to clean windscreens and refill wiper fluid bottle, I can write a DIY if there is enough interest but here are the steps.

1) Go to your local servo (only when they refill the squeegee bucket with clean water)
2) Clean windows using squeegee

If you find you are running low on water, have no fear.

1) Locate wiper jets on the bonnet. You will find two on the bonnet and they are black with 2 small holes in each. Refill your bottle via these two holes but do it slowly so you dont waste water.
2) If you have shaky hands, make sure you have a few business shirts handy so you can soak up excess water.
3) DO NOT, i repeat DO NOT overfill the water bottle as your ECU is tuned to handle a certain amount of spraying pressure. If you intend to overfill your water bottle, make sure you get it tuned and get some SAMCO hoses.

Would Neon lights help to determine the level of the washer bottle?

damm you guys are dirty whores!!














"1"

So I guess putting neons under the car would help see if I had any oil leaks too!!

Ahhh... Its all coming together now!

XXB4XX wrote:

So I guess putting neons under the car would help see if I had any oil leaks too!!
Ahhh... Its all coming together now!

rxliberty2000 wrote:

You want to put ultra-viloet neons inside your car to keep an eye on your personal "Oil Leaks"
LOL