Firstly, spell the damn words out.
"Things you've hit while cruising." Not that abortion you have.

Now, what have i hit?
Wombats
Turtles
Skippie's
pot holes
Caine toads <---- Don't run them down...

and oh yes..... a big f*ck of red gum or six.

You didn't stipulate it had to be in the Liberty.

The car i hit it in barely even noticed the impact. Steel bumpers FTMFW.

In my old car, I another car reversed into me in a carpark. Not very unusual, I know..

But it was the thing inside the car that was scary. It was some sort of transgender shemale thing.

Honestly couldn't tell whether it started as a boy or a girl. It was some weird hybrid Z gene human.

in the gtb ive hot a roo, just nicked it and had some fur on the bumper.
and the side of greenhill road, followed by a rear bar respray

hot heaps of other things in other cars, some accidental, some not hehe

I hit a bump in the road on a NSW highway in a car with coilovers and got solid air... all 4 wheels off the ground. Gave me a fair fcking fright at the time cos I was in serious cruise mode.

Other than that I've hit a keep left sign island which luckily had no keep left sign on it (someone had under-estimated the corner like me).

I also killed a possum on the way up to a lookout, may as well have turned around and gone back down then cos the girl happened to be a real nature lover

dance_hard;143467 wrote:

I have heard that these turn into portable car ramps when it... like all of their muscles tense up... and they can launch cars... anyone care to elaborate?  They are pretty muscley stocky solid little things...

Ok, so this isn't something that i have it but instead just a response to dance_hard's post.

My dad hit a wombat in his commodore and the car was a write off. Stupid thing got dragged under the car and ripped it to pieces. Funny thing was the wombat managed to stumble back off into the bush while we tried to push a car with 2 flat tires onto the side of the road.

stupid thing.. wouldv't loved to have run up and kicked it before it escaped, but would've probably just hurt my foot!

Hi,

Car on the freeway in a 9 car pile up.

But, most incidents happen out here in the country. Plenty to hit out here.

Four separate kangaroo's, and we have big Kangaroo's out here, not those little buggers you see up north. Easy 7'.

I hit a tree doing about a buck fourty going into the corner, so impact speed must've been about a buck twenty. Car written off.

Plenty of birds, one that took out a headlight and grille, and another that took out a front bar.

You probably already know I hit an Emu a couple of weeks back, car still isn't home.

Oh, and of course, a few hotties in the back of the throat. :suicide:

Cheers,
Nik

dance_hard;143467 wrote:

I have heard that these turn into portable car ramps when it... like all of their muscles tense up... and they can launch cars... anyone care to elaborate?  They are pretty muscley stocky solid little things...

Yeah that put my commodore up on two wheels.
Bent a strut and farked the little splitter under the bumper.

Other than that it was fine.
It would have written the Liberty off how ever.

eskibagh;144168 wrote:

possum last night, it was in suicide mode. I wasn't going to fast but each time I adjusted my line it changed direction and in the end went under my wheel...

IT WAS DRAWN TO THE LIGHT!!!!

at least it's in a better place now... :angel:

dance_hard;143467 wrote:

I have heard that these turn into portable car ramps when it... like all of their muscles tense up... and they can launch cars... anyone care to elaborate? They are pretty muscley stocky solid little things...

Would make a great episode for mythbuster's.

Had a weird week once, hit a dog in my mums mazda 3, completely desroyed the front bar, stupid fker, just threw itself in front of me at the end of a street in beecroft.
That same week, i was putting "SOLD" on a real estate sign @ work, my can was parked against the curb, heard this "THOM!!" thought nothing of it, just a car driving by, 20 seconds later, i turn around, a dead kitty had expired underneath my van, the car that drove by had clocked the bugger over the head something fierce. So i went over to the neighbours house and got a towel, and tagged and bagged him.