Hi,

I've never really been one for the extravagant break up. At all really. They've all been quite boring.

****. I better do something stupid next time.

Cheers,
Nik

Hi,

SMS is pretty much the complete opposite of extravagant. Is extravagant really what you are looking for?

Cheers,
Nik

Hi,

Wow, old people stories are the best.



Cheers,
Nik

theprotest;146883 wrote:

Hi,

Wow, old people stories are the best.



Cheers,
Nik

I wouldn't know.

Last one I was with suddenly decided she wanted to get married & have another kid after being together for 5yrs, being 22yrs younger than me I knew it would never work so I said .......Sorry but I've done my breeding so can't really help you & stood up & left, that was it lol.

Well you could have a guy come into Safeway whilst your working there, give him CPR and then he dies. Have your girlfriend come over to do the the supportive thing, tell you how sorry she is and then when she gets upset that you forgot its your anniversary today....

tell her to get F$*ked

bye bye now. :nono:

facebook would be amusing to see.

One of my mates from work was with a girl once and the relationship was going well, and he went to his mates one day to go for a bike ride but only to find his misses and his mate shagging in bed. when he came in the mate jumped out ahnd after a minute my mate unzipped gave her a and the rest of the room a golden shower and walked out.

thats a pretty extravagant breakup IMO

CRUISN;146912 wrote:

A girl i was seeing gave back my jacket (she had it for ages) and in the pocket was a nice little letter. Couldnt even say it to my face.

I met my future wife 2 days later. I was 18 then, married at 21, happy ever since.

Thats fate.

**sniff sniff** oooohhh.... *sniff**

not a bad story lad,

and LOL at the old people jokes at Frank!!

annnndd...

Alex? what the?... random thread dude..  if you need best ways, speak to Kosti the dirty old man, he must know secrets from all those year 11 girl's hearts he beaKs

theprotest;146899 wrote:

Hi,

Make sure you PIITB first.

Cheers,
Nik

I always forget that step, bugger


You could pull a phil collins and fax it to her?

What a great fvcken thread.

well i just got dumped by my girlfriend of 18 months, he reason was simple. she wants to find out if she really wants a serious relationship.

To be honest, im heartbroken and upset. Like i just got torn apart:(

you proberly dont care, but i just want to vent

i once had a mate who told his girl friend they needed to go to lunch... he had big news to tell her... anyway went on and on... wouldnt tell her what the big news was till after she paided... then basically accused her of being a whore, i found out blah blah blah... thanks for lunch now f**k off... done and done...

evil_B4;147021 wrote:

What a great fvcken thread.

well i just got dumped by my girlfriend of 18 months, he reason was simple. she wants to find out if she really wants a serious relationship.

To be honest, im heartbroken and upset. Like i just got torn apart:(

you proberly dont care, but i just want to vent

tough break man...

we all know the feeling...

well, except maybe with the exception of kosti... those high school girls just don't leave him alone... haha