signs that ure a serious modder

1) you are lying when u tell ure girl shes mor important to u than ure car
2) your car is a  he not a she
3) when u discover a dent or a scratch whilst washing ure car, u feel angry and mortified, sad and disgusted adn want painful revenge on the perp...
4) ....and in the middle of the nightu return to the car and try to convinse ur self that the scratch/dent isnt that bad
5)a freind makes fun of ure car and u pull over and force them to get out and dont speak to him 4 2days
6) you say hello to your car everytime u see it
7) ure car has a birthday and u shower it wit gifts on its special day
8)you coaxe ure car before and during a race
9) you rub ure steering wheel and say sorry everytime u hit a pothole
10)youve spent more on mods than ure cars purchase price and still no where near ure goals.