hahahahahaha love the australian kiss and the good year joke

Haha, some of them are alright but yeah there are a few that I question

Kevlar GT wrote:

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NORBY wrote:

still pretty stupid regardless.

Yeah Cobber is a pretty common word to hear from the older generation

Few more...

1.       Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least
one of  them would have seen it.

2.       Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy
marijuana, press  the hash
key..."

3.       A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for
shorts.
The  shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

4.       I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn't find any.

5.       I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid
that he couldn't reach the meat off
the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."

6.       My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.  A strong currant
pulled him in.

7.       A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He
shouted,"Doctor, doctor, I can't
feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".

8.       I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.

9.       Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in
the craft, it sank, proving once
and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

10.     Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van
covered with hundreds and
thousands.  Police say that he topped himself.

11.     Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his
head. Doc says "I'll give you
some cream to put on it."

12.     'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home.'
"That sounds like Tom Jones
syndrome. ' Is it common? ' "It's not unusual."

I love bad jokes.

Cheers,
Nik

14.     Guy goes into the doctor's;

"Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck
up my backside."

"How's that?"

"Don't you start."

Cheers,
Nik

Pretty sure it means surround, in the context of the national anthem anyway.

Cheers,
Nik

Bumpty wrote:

Bad jokes are Great!

** Two fish are swimming up stream, they hit a concrete wall... Damn!