Looking for a specific Pollitician joke

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There's one out there floating around that lists all the criminal charges, bankruptcys and so on, and the punchline is it's the current elected Federal Pollies.

Anyone got it floating around their inbox?  I've got a mate who I mentioned it to last night and he wants the full spiel.

Cheers,

GT

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Re: Looking for a specific Pollitician joke

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Dug this up from the depths of my inbox:   



36 have been accused of spousal abuse. 

7 have been arrested for fraud.

19 have been accused of writing bad cheques. 

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses.

3 have done time for assault. 

71, repeat 71, cannot get a credit card due to bad credit. 

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges.

8 have been arrested for shoplifting. 

21 currently are defendants in lawsuits. 

84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year.



Can you guess which organization this is?   

AFL(Australian Football League)?   

NRL(National Rugby League)?     

Give up yet? . . .   



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Neither,  it's the 535 members of the AUSTRALIAN PARLIAMENT IN CANBERRA.

The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year,designed to keep the rest of us in line.

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Are those figures correct...?:scare2:

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Re: Looking for a specific Pollitician joke

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That's the one, thanks commodorenut.

Cheers,

GT

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