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Suggest a thread devoted to  funny things that you come across in your interenet travels that gives you a good laugh.

Could be random pics, motivationals, animations or text. Seen these snowball into good threads on other sites.

Ive got heaps and will post a few to get it rolling......

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k63/mws078/Banned_From_K-Mart.jpg

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k63/mws078/oh1mh0.gif

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k63/mws078/hot12sf.jpg

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k63/mws078/20579k7.gif

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k63/mws078/mul3.jpg

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That kmart letter is GOLD!!!

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I thoroughly enjoyed the roof surfing :grin:

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That chick looks like a cat! Me-heapa-ow!

How good is that kmart letter that guy has some awesome ideas! also the midget....lol

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http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n221/anotherwhitegtb/motivator2238421.jpg?t=1234418244
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n221/anotherwhitegtb/JewJitsuCustom.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/GotSiriusMojo/school1.jpg
http://pixdaus.com/pics/3mBKJQEPvEDs5u4dlm.jpg
http://img184.exs.cx/img184/446/illusioncount3og.gif
^^ I STILL CANT WORK IT OUT
http://www.funnypicturespace.com/files/b1fa18c4224c.jpg
http://www.dnaco.net/~vogelke/pictures/bad-motivational-posters/image003.jpg
http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200807/the-coolest-car-on-e-8_460x0w.jpg
I could have done with this when it was 45!
http://www.topspeed.com/cars/car-news/t … 61219.html

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Dear Employees,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be considered for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much **** (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of **** it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough ****, please bring this to the attention of your Supervisor, who has been trained to give you all the **** you can handle.

Sincerely,

The Management

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lol i was trying to find that one tongue
also:

We always hear "the rules" From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every
question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's
what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible! in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us
to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color Pumpkin is also a fruit. We
have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is
fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf .

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;





But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2482/magim9zp1.gif <--- Obamas first trip to whitehouse?

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LOL moments in my Suby's...
http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/uu206/provarozlib/veryverydirty.jpg
http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/uu206/provarozlib/100_1017.jpg

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provar;176706 wrote:

LOL moments in my Suby's...
http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/uu206/provarozlib/veryverydirty.jpg
this reminds me of the good old days of when i owned my first suby a gen1 wagon..
made for some fun times:)
would warn ayn1 doing this as i broke clutch, engine mounts ,gearbox , cv joints
these are the things i completly broke i also bent and twisted alot of things to
lol
anyway just thought i would share my experience
cheers
ben

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http://members.iinet.net.au/~wearne/Nev … _cook2.jpg

originally posted it as an image but thought maybe a bit inappropriate.
the link says it all neutral

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got these two emails sent to me today..
**** trying to work out those traffic lights!!!!!!!!!!!!

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forgot these ones!!

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GWINNY;177636 wrote:

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got these two emails sent to me today..
**** trying to work out those traffic lights!!!!!!!!!!!!
Typical Top Gear you have to love them, and those traffic lights are real, they are in London, near canary warf i think, in the financial district..

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http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k63/mws078/08.jpg

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k63/mws078/motivator95736.jpg

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k63/mws078/indexrr4xp4.jpg

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http://i39.tinypic.com/200fx3.jpg

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ahhhh, what's the joke, I sort of want to laugh because it's an MX5, aka hairdresser's car, but even though I hate Mazda's, I would guess some Mechanic thought he'd mod his gf's car.

The joke is an MX5 on a dyno isn't it? Not much different to all the tosser ricers in their POS's at any carpark on a Friday night. Actually an MX5 is above that because of it's convertible-ness.

But it is LOL worthy.

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Please tell me your joking,about the joke being the mx5 on the dyno??

The mx5 is a rear wheel drive? and the rears are strapped up...would have
loved to see this hahahaha

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hahaha thats gold! amazing a place who's dumb enough to do that is still in business, then again maybe its not!

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Found this on the Whiteline website a few years back.

[color="Red"]English -  the official language of the European Union[/color]

European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

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Quick way to pump up your tyres:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW_TYS_Gv9k

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I got that email the other day.
Neat trick but notice how the tyre deflates straight away.

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if you want to see the spider pic go here http://madnessandextravagance.wordpress … r-drawing/

"FEBRUARY 13, 2009...2:20 PM
Man tries to pay bill with spider drawing…
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Below is the complete email conversation that Adelaide man David Thorne claims he had with a utility company chasing payment of an overdue bill.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

Regards, David.



From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.

Regards, David.
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear David,
You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,

Yes please.

Regards, David.
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

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From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Whose spider is that?

Dear Jane, Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.

Regards, David.
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David, Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th. David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95. Please make this payment as soon as possible.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Automated Out of Office Response

Thankyou for contacting me. I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.

Regards, David.
From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.

Regards, David.



From: Jane Gilles
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David, As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding. We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles
From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

I understand and will definately make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.

Regards, David.
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

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duck call BOV...some people have too much time on their hands (like me who is posting this)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5mrQmQ_W8E

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LE7SGO;178797 wrote:

Below is the complete email conversation that Adelaide man David Thorne claims he had with a utility company chasing payment of an overdue bill.
That is fantasic! haha
just sent it round the office here at work! lol!

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This always makes me laugh.. From a classic movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIZBOHMhRiI


lol

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