In Zoo Weekly a coupla months back, they had a Jackass 2.5 comp, asking for us to send in our best stunt idea.

I responded with my favourite, the good ole bag of DD's lollies so one got a bad case of numbers 2's. PLUS some ipecac, so one got the spews. therefore, creating a big mess out of both ends at the same time. Oh, the hilarity!

Last Monday, real estate agent from Melbourne calls... "There's a package for you at <insert old address>". But I'm in Qld. I haven't been at that place for 14 months. Call brother, he goes to pick it up yesterday.

Call brother today, says "You have Jackass 2.5 DVD, Jackass t-shirt, wallet etc.... South Park seasons 1,2,3,4,10"... and all this other stuff. Sweeeeet! My Zoo Weekly page has me at that Melbourne address. Grrr. Anyways, I'm awesome! You're not! And I might have to whack some stuff on the For Sale section which I ain't gonna use. Like the $100 "adrenalin" voucher. Woooooo!