How to: port and polish the intake and exhaust

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Friend sent me this not sure if it's real but it's funny anyway.

should stick this up as a DIY tongue

off the audi forum: http://tinyurl.com/6lgr5p

sorry if it's been posted before.

Josh

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Righhhtttttt...

I can't use this Smilie enough = :russian_r

What a fkn tool...

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Its GOTTA be a joke, there's no way he can be that stupid.

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hahaha what a effing retard

i kinda feel sorry for him, a 5 year old probably has a higher IQ

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I thought that would work no? I really can not see how sand could cause any internal damage what-so-ever ..... He should have just taken the valves out, that way there is no restriction to the intake or exhaust outlet.

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Hi,

That's an oldie but a goodie.

Here's a fresh one - not quite the same, but we all love some forum ownage now don't we?

CLICK ME LIKE I OWE YOU MONEY

Cheers,
Nik

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"I thought it would be cool to paint the inside of my engine so I went to home depot and got a gallon of paint and put my intake in it" haha, i cant breath im laughing that hard.

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i can't believe how stupid some people are...

"i need to pick up my girlfriend. can i drive my car? it's running really rough now"

WTF!?!

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These kind of people happen with abortions aren't performed correctly.

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I think those ppl are just taking the piss out of all of you.

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Re: How to: port and polish the intake and exhaust

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Hi,

As much as I agree with you, you must never underestimate the stupidity of humans.

Cheers,
Nik

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This is right, I think I have posted this before but still funny, about a guy who decided to service his own car........ left the old oil filter on... drained the oil and then filled it back up, literally filled it completely up..... Needless to say a lot of smoke was blown etc.

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This is evolution in practice people, now that the 1st world can support more life than ever before, in the sense that a stupid person can buy a loaf of bread and live in a house, we now have an absolute definition of human stupidity. This has to be a joke, is that an Australian forum??

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*Yawn*

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Hi,

theprotest;136122 wrote:


As much as I agree with you, you must never underestimate the stupidity of humans.
Here is another FRESH example of some swift thinking.

CLICK ON ME.

Cheers,
Nik

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The problem is, you did it wrong.  You gotta do the fuel system sand blasting treatment first.  25lbs in the gas tank, and THEN 25 lbs through the intake.......... DUH.                                                            
ahahahahahaha *breathe* ahahahahaha

i'd love it if anyone was dumb enough to do this.

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