Pick the month you were born:
          January--I kicked
          February--I loved
          March--I smoked
          April--I dry humped
          May--I choked on
          June--I murdered
          July--I did the Macarena with
          August--I had lunch with
          September--I danced with
          October--I sang to
          November--I yelled at
          December--I ran over


Pick the day (number) you were born on:
          1-------a birdbath
          2-------a monster
          3-------a phone
          4-------a fork
          5-------a Mexican
          6-------a gangster
          7-------my cell phone
          8-------my dog
          9-------my best friends' boyfriend
          10-------my neighbour
          11-------my science teacher
          12-------a banana
          13-------a fireman
          14-------a stuffed animal
          15-------a goat
          16-------a pickle
          17-------your mom
          18-------a spoon
          19-------myself
          20-------a baseball bat
          21-------a Ninja
          22-------Chuck Norris
          23-------a noodle
          24-------a squirrel
          25-------a football player
          26-------my sister
          27-------my brother
          28-------an ipod
          29-------a permanent marker
          30-------a llama
          31-------A homeless guy


Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
          White----------because I'm cool like that
          Black-----------because that's how I roll.
          Pink------------because I'm a homosexual.
          Red------------because the voices told me to.
          Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
          Green---------because I hate myself.
          Purple---------because I'm myself
          Grey----------because I was drunk
          Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
          Orange-------because I hate my family.
          Brown--------because I was high.
          Other-------because I'm a ninja.
          None--------because I cant control myself

Now type out the sentence you made in the subject line and post it up!!

According to this :

I danced with a football player because I'm sexy and I do what I want.


I wonder if anyone's

born on april 22nd and wearing a pink shirt today...