lol!

"i can feel the difference the GT (aka rice spec) wing makes! HONEST!"
:grin:

SOO081 wrote:

i was once asked if I had NOS, and if it was under the passenger side seat in a special hidden compartment.
"....of course" was my response.
".....wow.....COOL!"
this was from a 24 year old male hyundai driver.

"I had a wrx that was turbocharged and we put a supercharger on it, 10 second car", same guy.... now driving an old classic impreza rx riced up.... "my cousin turbocharged it for me."

I pop the bonnet... er this is not turbo. Nah it is my cousin did it for me, its under there.

Thing is him and his mate were still convinced it was turbo.... I tried explaining he had no forced induction.... just airbox going straight to throttle body.... couldn't comprehend it. Oh and it was the 1.8litre model too and certainly didn't go like a turbo

funniest thing..

simply the concept of their car actually looking good is worthy of hysterical laughter, which ever way they say it, variety is a good thing

..thats not to say that the age old fact of GT wings, full body kits, $8 chrome exhaust tips making excel's into supercars isnt true.
i mean, thats a fact. in like, a book. like, like.

rsm87 wrote:

saw a thread on boostcruising and the one guy was blaming the cold weather on him getting massive boost spikes and therefore needing a new fuel pump

and then just generally everyone else in that thread that didnt relise that your car runs better in the cooler weather

over here, it's not so much what they say, but what they do. you know the vents on the door/rear panel on a ferrari testarossa? i saw a mitsubishi mirage at work yesterday with a sticker of said vents on each side of his car.

and them there's the hondas with nismo stickers, toyotas with ralliart stickers, any car with greddy/HKS stickers.

i like when someone lists a podfilter as a performance mod and its just on the end of a bit of pipe in the engine bay suckin in all the hot air.

"but you do gain 10kw cos you can hear it suckin heaps more, so its gotta be gettin more air in"

theprotest wrote:

"You can get heaps of great car tips from OzLiberty.com"

Haha, love that you posted that call, and you're from Tasmania.

Where it really matters what your younger sister thinks!

OK....I got a couple of quotes from one of my apprentices at work today.........



The really sad thing is he is the promising one and he was serious when he said this.....
1. "Im gunna get my new car(WRX) painted in Ninja Turtle Green....." After i got up off the floor from laughing so much i slapped him and sent him on his break to think about his "form".  After returning from his break he was still adamant about the "Ninja Turtle Green" paint and proceeded to say....

2. "And I'll get a custom white interior with different colour seats, 1 green, 1 blue, 1 red and 1 orange..........like the Ninja Turtles"  After the final comment I sent him home as i couldnt look at him without laughing and i wasnt getting any work done.

I don't really know what made me laugh the most,  the idea of the custom interior or the fact that he wants to put 2 front seats in the back so its a 4 seater.

How the f**k did he find enough space to put 4.6k worth of stickers on his car?


Quote: "My excell is awd"

This was said after i pointed out the read diff on my lib, after argueing with said excell idiot argued that Libertys were never AWD, and that only the WRX was.

This came about after i told him he was a ricer for having a 20ft GREDDY sticker on the rear window.

Quote: "Im going to get low profile tyres"

Me: mate, you've got 13' wheels!

Ricer: Yeah, i want low profile so it handles better

I felt nausious after this. so i left.

http://ozliberty.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7474

FWD FTL!