having sex in the back seat on the shoulder of the M5....didnt get fined but was funny

odeo wrote:

988OXR's thread has inspired me to start a new one.
What's the dumbest thing you've been caught doing by the cops? (on or off the road)
eg. I got done overtaking 2 cars on a single lane road, before a corner, 20k's over the limit, and the 2nd of the 2 cars was an undercover cop. Unfortunately, this is a true story.

legacy rsk wrote:

having sex in the back seat on the shoulder of the M5....didnt get fined but was funny

Absolutely sh*itfaced, pissing on the glass shopfronts of the arcade under Melba's nightclub (few of Gold Coast Boys will know this place).
Some of my [color="Red"]MATE'S[/color] saw the cops and started laughing and running away, and I didn't know why. This Guy and Girl cop came up to me and said "hey what do you think your doing?", I said "nothing shlubl uble". So I proceeded to put old mate back in my pants but was so drunk I couldn't stop pissing. The cops statrted laughing at me and I looked down to see my pants resembled that of a young schoolboy nightmare, but I just couldn't speak properly. They were just about to shove me in the wagon when my flatmate came back and promised to take me home. Lucky it was only 2 streets away.

Stuck a full body kit on a old school magna (square one) and decided to drive it through one of Adelaide's hot spots! Cops didn't seem to like it even when we took the kit off they still defected us. They were quite angry and were abusive to me and my mates etc... but we got them back one was put back on probation!

mine would have to be the day i got my pocket bike about 2 years ago..i rode it all around the suburbs and through the schools constantly throughout the day.

Only to get pulled up by the cops as there was a complaint from the priest who was preaching at the local school as it was Easter sunday ....DOH!!!!

i got warned and if i get caught again its a $1500 fine for riding a non registed vechile...vechile with no insurance and not riding on the road.....

but you cant even register the things...

ChrisGT wrote:

A colleague of mine used to live off a long dirt road in the Blue Mountains and liked to get his work van sideways on the drive up to his house. That was until one day when he collided with his own private car(driven by his wife) going in the other direction. Luckily, the only thing hurt was his pride, but was his missus mad:girl_devi . He paid -big time

988OXR wrote:

:rofl: that place is notorious for old ppl mate.:victory:

ChrisGT wrote:

Many moons ago, lined up against one of my mates for a bit of traffic light GP, lights turned green and we went for it, a kay or so down the road after we finished we could hear a siren going- a police siren. Found out there was a bike cop maybe 2 cars behind us at the lights and saw the whole thing.
:ohmy:
We lost our licenses for 3 months. I always stir my mate up a bit because he lost the GP as well as his licence.
A colleague of mine used to live off a long dirt road in the Blue Mountains and liked to get his work van sideways on the drive up to his house. That was until one day when he collided with his own private car(driven by his wife) going in the other direction. Luckily, the only thing hurt was his pride, but was his missus mad:girl_devi . He paid -big time

Suprauc wrote:

christ, you realy are an old fart Frank.

In April this year, i organized a typical pissup on the beach down the road from me. There was about 30 of my extended friends group down there as it was my 19th b'day . Downed a bottle of lemoncello in under 20 sec coz they started singing the chug song. Cops end up coming (4 of them) and patting down everyone. I purposely start playing all aroused because I was drunk and he was touching my crotch area. We left the beach and went for a 5min walk to another park, we were singing awesome 80's rock songs too loud and the exact same cops come. They realise how much grog we had and told us we will either have to drink it or throw it away. My friends also brought my good old buddy Jim Beam down for me too which i didnt even touch. Lets just say that the cop expected me to poor out the JB and go home, I crawled home.

cahmon wrote:

those things are all pretty dumb, ( now i must state that this is a pure fantasy)
and my real name is Chester A Arthurs.
heres one i time i didnt get caught.
I had parked my old DT250 motorbike in the pubs carpark and had stashed the helmet in the bushes, an gone a drinking.
I was really drunk and decided it was briliant idea to ride home, but couldnt find my helmet, so i was like meh, i dont need it, and took off home, over the gateway bridge, even stopped and drunkinly stopped, paid the toll and rode off. Made it home and into bed.
Heres a time when i got caught.
I had another bike a old Kawasaki KR1S, but no license, I was pulled over fined, and told to not ride. So i walked to the servo got some smokes and waited for a about an hour, looked around couldnt see the filth, started her and rode off, after about 100 metres, i hear sirens. F^%k So instead of pulling over, i nail it and lose them down the back roads. Dumb. Of course they turn up at my work 2 hours later and i got arrested and bam... license suspended.
one more...
There was this other time i had a Mazda R100 and was driving down the road, saw a speed trap no problem wasnt speeding, i pulled into my unit complex about 100 metres down on the other side of the road, to pick up the last of my stuff as i was moving out. the onsite manager and i hated each other (must have something to do with the Bridgeported 12A) so when i was leaving i thought id leave some rubber on his driveway, as a goodbye pressie, having totally forgotten about the speed trap 100m up the road (Dumb) BURNOUT TIME! but as soon as i rounded the driveway andf onto the street with smoke billowing everywhere, 4 of qlds finest where standing in the middle of the road. I almost hit one of them who was running at the car. Needless to say tickets, defects defects and more defects, loss of license and severe a$$ tearage.
The list of dumb s**t ive done could go on for ages, Im a lot older and wiser thankfully.:yes2:

^^^^
that is dumb, what happens to ur mate in the boot if you get rear ended?

and the second bit i couldnt understand sorry

This is a long one & a long time ago 76, mate & I were in the local pub (Northampton) close to closing time & pizzed as crickets when someone rushes is saying a friend's sister had had a head on half way to Geraldton, bout 15k down the road... so in our wisdom instead of walking over the road & getting the tow truck (we both drove it) we jumped in his worked XU1 Torana to check out the scene first (dunno what we were thinking) belted out there at god what knows what speed, came around a bend & nearly slid into the cop car & accident scene.
After surveying the site for about 2sec's we turned around & headed back to get the truck, as you enter Northampton there is a sharpish r/h bend with a couple of huge trees (quite a few have been killed there) on the left down a big bank, we were doing about 160 when my mate hit the brakes & the car started to slide so my mate takes his foot off the brake & we take out 3 white posts, drop down the bank & go between the trees on the cars l/h side (I remember my mate landing on me & he was driving) the car somehow righted itself & we continued to bounce over rocks & stumps till he managed to wrestle it back on the road just before the creek & bridge, then continued to drive a couple of hundred meters to the garage where the tow truck was, got out & didn't even look at his car (it was urgent cos our friends sisters car needed towing hic hic) anyhow we get back to the accident scene & her car had been towed but the drunken indigenous peoples who's car had hit hers was still there so we hooked up their old Valiant & headed back slightly more sober by this time.
About 5k down the road the Valiant's rear wheel was rubbing & set the car on fire....we didn't stop but did lots of laughing & arrived back at the garage with a huge ball of fire hanging off the back of the truck, unhitched it in the car park & let it burn, one of the local cops turned up a few minutes later so we invited him back to the house we were sharing & proceeded to get even more drunk with him till about 4 in the morning.......now comes the cop bit.
Later that afternoon I decided to go watch the footy & there was a dirt back road with a huge bend which I loved hitting at high speed & getting the old V8 Fairmont sideways on, this turned to bitumen on a big downhill straight, got it up to 175 (60 zone) & hit the brakes to turn right, guess who is sitting there with his radar gun...yup the plonker who was on the pizz with us till 4 in the morning & the baztard booked me, but luckily he was in a good mood & only hit me for doing 89kph so the fine wasn't so bad, nice.
My mates car was destroyed at the front & underneath by the way but somehow still drivable.
AHHH the olden days.
P.S. my mates father was the sergeant in charge of the Northampton police at the time.