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copy and pasted from ninemsn.com.au

AP - A man in southern India married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two other dogs to death - an act he believes cursed him - a newspaper reported Tuesday.

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P. Selvakumar married the sari-draped former stray named Selvi, chosen by family members and then bathed and clothed for the ceremony Sunday at a Hindu temple in the southern state of Tamil Nadu, the Hindustan Times newspaper said.

Selvakumar, 33, told the paper he had been suffering since he stoned two dogs to death and hung their bodies from a tree 15 years ago.

"After that my legs and hands got paralysed and I lost hearing in one ear," he said in the report.

The paper said an astrologer had told Selvakumar the wedding was the only way he could cure the maladies. It did not say whether his situation had improved.

Deeply superstitious people in rural India sometimes organise weddings to dogs and other animals, believing it can ward off certain curses.

The paper showed a picture of Selvakumar sitting next to the dog, which was wearing an orange sari and a flower garland.

The paper said the groom and his family then had a feast, while the dog got a bun.
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I wonder what happens when it comes time for the honeymoon ? :heart:

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I just read this on SMH...

Man these people are messed up.. sorry but India always has been and always will be scrapped off my travel plan..

If I want to see it that badly, all I need to do is take the lift to the Ground Level IT department, to get the full aroma and sights of India.. smile

Altleast she like is doggy though?

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he's in for a lifetime of doggystyle only.

hahahahahaha.

personally i think its just an excuse to legitimise his beastiality cravings.

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If only I could get away with this at my wedding.....



The paper said the groom and his family then had a feast, while the dog got a bun.

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whats the deal with people and there animalism??

next thing you know there will be a story about a kiwi marrying a sheep to try and have a monogamus relationship.......

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what a bunch of misled weirdos.

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It is pretty weird..  why not just feed and water it, why marry it??  And they all join in to celebrate..

btw doggystyle is not the only way..

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I lived in a small country town years ago & there was an old guy who was "into" his Ridgeback bitch, but they only lived together.........I wonder what the kids will look like
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She got puuurrdy eyes...

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LOL gold!

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LOL Its kind of like the story where an English Lady married a Dolphin in some Arab country.

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I hope the guy likes to eat PAL dog food, cause that's what dinner is going to be for the rest of his abnormal life

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Wtf?????

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Atleast his MRS wont  argue with him, nag for a holiday or complain about the car. smile

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CRUI5N wrote:

he's in for a lifetime of doggystyle only.

hahahahahaha.

personally i think its just an excuse to legitimise his beastiality cravings.
hahaha funnyness

what a feral lol

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Lucky dog i think, not weirdo man... Go to India and thats what all the men are like so he's no different. The dogs lucky because no more meals out of the bins unless the husband of course can't provide. There is some bastards there and of course there is bitches.

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MR_B4 wrote:

whats the deal with people and there animalism??
next thing you know there will be a story about a kiwi marrying a sheep to try and have a monogamus relationship.......
HAHAHAHAHAHAH OMFG DAT IS HILARIOUS!1!111
Wow that is totally original jeezz how in gods name did you come up with that? Oh man seriously it would have taken months for normal people to come up with that. Your wit and timing blows me away:new_russi

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